Occupy Beerfest

Totally need some tickets...

So, in honor of all the Occupy Whatever Street protesters out there, I would like to get a movement together of my own!


Really, I don’t want to Occupy, so much as attend the beer festival. The problem is, no one has given me any tickets yet. So I am formally requesting some tickets for this event, so that I can occupy it. I mean come on, I deserve it! The one percent of US citizens that attend the function are unfairly enjoying all of that beer without me, and DAMN IT I WANT IN! (actual attendance of the festival – 49,000 people, so TECHNICALLY it’s only .000159% , Fucking elitists!)

I guess I could save my money and buy a ticket, but bitching about someone having something I don’t is the American Way!