Mr. Super Fantastic (The PubCrew member formerly known as “The Dude”) has a party over the weekend and wakes up to a headache, a trashed house, and an unfinished keg of beer. Everyone knows it’s bad form to return a beer keg to the party store when there’s beer still in it, so Mr. Super Fantastic does what any real man would do: He drinks it.

Can he finish it?