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  1. That's what she said...


  1. Drink The Pub Show - Your D.U.I. Alternative


  1. Nickelback Sucks

  2. Ahh, Nickelback...

  3. Netflix is sweet, but what the hell is this?

  4. I'm an avid Netflix user, and quite often take the advice of the "Movies You'll Love" section of the Netflix website. The suggestions are based on a "complicated algorithm" that tells you what movies you might like, based on your rating of other movies. It's usually spot on. Today, however, there was an erroneous suggestion:
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    Hmm? That's an odd correlation: 
    "We think you'll like this nerdy, history channel documentary about outer-space 
    because you also like
    angry, violent, heavy-metal cartoons..."

    Whatever, Netflix is still awesome. 

    - DC

  5. New Shows are coming soon!

  6. The Pub Show has been very busy with reality. Jobs, marriage, Steve. The Pub Crew are planning on recording a new show very soon. Consider it a Holiday gift just for you. So keep checking in with us and we will get a new show or 2 up here before you will notice.

    Until then have fun spying on your friends:

    www.phonetrace.org

  7. Voice of Reason (from an anonymous PubFan)

  8. FYI: DC ALWAYS puts the toilet seat AND LID down because:
    "That is why they are fucking there."

    Re: Toilet Seat Down v. Toilet Seat Up Debate: 

    Touching the seat is irritating to women. Accidentally sitting on the bare rim, with it's moist urine and feces residue, and sticky pubes, is traumatizing. Your ladies work hard to stay clean and sexy by shaving, waxing, moisturizing, perfuming, etc. Why would you negate her efforts by jeopardizing her cleanliness with your lack of courtesy?

    Arguably, the majority of domestic responsibilities most often lie with the female of the house, regardless of her employment status. She spends her free time picking up dirty socks, scrubbing dishes, and yes- wiping your shit off the toilet without complaint. WHY would you cause her to needlesly touch the toilet seat on a daily basis?

    Finally, women are highly sensitive and appreciative of kindness and thoughtfulness. Men like to get laid. Therefore, consider the small act of dropping the lid as foreplay, or an investment into your healthy sex life. The cost-benefit analysis is ultimately in your favor. Thank you.

  9. What the hell are we doing, America?

  10. Can anyone explain why we have 47 different toilet seats to choose from?asd

  11. Update

    Abe Froman found that the unlimited styles of overpriced shit hole covers we found at "Pwnd Despot" is just the tip of the iceberg.

  12. Sean is always right

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  14. Abe Froman Shaves ON a beard!

  16. Heard The Pub Show's "Corn Dog Song" yet?

  17. http://meatonastick.ytmnd.com/

    For lyrics to the song, e-mail The Dude: thepubshow@gmail.com

  18. Top 7 Days of the Week(from punintended.com)

  19. 1. Friday: Nothing beats that initial feeling of freedom at the end of a long week.

    2. Saturday: The sleeping in of Sunday with the excitement of Friday.

    3. Thursday: Weekend mode begins to kick in.

    4. Sunday: On one hand, it is the day of rest. On the other hand, it is almost Monday.

    5. Wednesday: Hump Day ain’t so bad.

    6. Tuesday: Monday’s slightly less evil cousin.

    7. Monday: I bet Satan was born on a Monday.

  20. The Whistles go WOOO!!!

  22. If The Dude ever tried to climb a tree...

  23. ...this is what it would look like. This squirrel gets drunk from eating a rotting pumpkin and tries to climb a tree.


  24. Lesson: Don't mess with a herd of Buffalo


  26. To: The Dude - This one's for you

  27. I really hate to admit it, but after reading the following clip from bash.org, I think I'm starting to see The Dude's point about why sharks should be hunted to extinction... (SARCASM: Noted):

    <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

  28. DC and The Dude take The Pub Show on the road

  29. This Friday, DC and The Dude are taking a road trip to meet up with Abe Froman at the Venetian Festival in St. Joseph, MI! Thanks to our relentless questioning about the amazing hot dogs Abe gets in the winter, he ordered a huge package of dogs from our friends at Vienna Beef. Check out the delivery info below:

    Abe Froman isn't fucking around
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    That's over 30lbs of hot dogs! And we're not talking ballpark franks here people. These things are ginormous:

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